Footosporin and gasoline

There is no way I can write this and make you all cry from laughter the way Brian and I did when we first heard these words from Adler, but we needed to record this to remember.  Driving home from the doctor today Adler repeated over and over that he needed "footosporin".  I had no idea what he was talking about, but he was intent that he needed it to put on his cut on his foot.  I finally asked him and he said "Its like neosporin, but instead of it being for your knee, its for your foot!"  He then proceeded to tell me all about gasoline and how if you put gasoline on your body, it won't wash off in the shower.  Gasoline=vasoline.